{"title":"Autumn \u0026 Halloween Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eAutumn is here, and so is your desire to tell everyone to fuck off and stay indoors\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"zombies-the-only-men-that-love-you-for-your-brains","title":"Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eZombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Dark Agarwood + Strawberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDating in this era? A post-apocalyptic nightmare. Romance is rotting faster than a walker in the sun, and frankly? At least zombies are upfront about what they want. They won’t breadcrumb you, send mixed signals, or ask what your “top five icks” are. They just lurch straight toward your cranium like true gentlemen—no games, no lies, just clingy, loyal, and fully committed to one thing—your brains. Finally, someone who actually wants what’s in your head, and not what's in your knickers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eInfused with dark agarwood, bloody strawberry and a hint of “at least he’s not texting his ex,” this candle is the romantic reset button you never asked for... either that or at least settling for something that doesn’t talk back. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for nights when you're wondering if the walking dead would treat you better than the emotionally unavailable living.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brain - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eGreat for date nights alone, surrounded by red wine, bad decisions, and the growing suspicion that Scott from Hinge actually has less personality than a reanimated corpse\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay attract flesh-eaters, exes, or that one guy who still thinks “u up?” is a catchy text. Burn with caution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54039537811803,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_21.png?v=1789245470"},{"product_id":"you-have-more-split-personalities-than-jekyll-hyde-candle","title":"You Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026 Hyde Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026amp; Hyde\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Aged Oak + Rich Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen talking to them is like playing psychological roulette. One minute it’s tea and pleasantries, the next it’s chaos and carnage, before breakfast, after lunch, and twice on Sundays. If you’ve ever had a conversation that felt like a plot twist in a Victorian horror novel, this candle’s for you. Inspired by the mental rollercoaster that is dealing with 20 split personalities, it's basically the ultimate aromatherapy for surviving the crapshow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a blend of rich sandalwood, aged oak and a hint of “who do we have today?!”, this scent captures the chaos of a walking identity crisis. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for moments when you need to remind yourself that you’re not the unhinged one—they just need a serious exorcism (or to at least come with a user manual for each personality)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026amp; Hyde - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight it before interacting with anyone who starts the day off as Jekyll and ends up full-blown Hyde by lunch. It won’t fix them - but it will make your space smell too good to care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause sudden clarity, an urgent need for boundaries, and the realisation that not everyone deserves a seat at your table. Especially not the ones who bring all 12 of their personalities along with them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54039596368219,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_22.png?v=1789246329"},{"product_id":"youre-batshit-crazy-but-running-with-it-because-its-cheaper-than-therapy-candle","title":"You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Toasted Walnut + Maple Syrup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ve flapped straight past the point of sanity and built yourself a little nest in the rafters of chaos—and honestly? It suits you. Why fake normal when you can be the most fabulous flavour of deranged in the whole damn roost? This candle is for those who ditched the illusion of “normal” and leaned all the way into the madness - wings out, fangs bared, flying straight into the night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eScented with toasted walnut, sticky notes of maple syrup and just a hint of “Crazy... but just winging it\" it’s the perfect companion for your batshit era—and unlike therapy, it doesn’t judge or charge by the hour. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s cheaper than therapy and way less likely to get you committed.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest burned while hanging upside down from life’s expectations, or dramatically flinging your cape at people who breathe too loudly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause erratic behaviour, uncontrollable truth-telling and sudden flights of fancy (literal or emotional). Also, might attract bats. Unclear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54039946920283,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_23.png?v=1789247529"},{"product_id":"i-dont-need-halloween-i-get-ghosted-all-year-round-candle","title":"I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Cotton Candy + Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy wait for October when your love life’s already a vanishing act? Ghosts? Check. Casually disappearing assholes? Check. Endless “let’s see where this goes” bullshit? Check. This candle is for anyone fed up with texting into the void and getting back… nothing. Zip. Nada. Ghosted like a pro.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith airy swirls of cotton candy, creamy sweet vanilla, and a hint of “disappearing without explanation,” it’s a treat without the trick. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while refreshing your texts for the tenth time… just to confirm they’re never replying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs beautifully with wine, sad love songs and blocking numbers like it’s an Olympic sport.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause a sudden realisation that your ghosting streak is longer than some horror movie franchises. Side effects include deleting dating apps at 2 AM… and re-downloading them by 2:15.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54040042340699,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_24.png?v=1789248167"},{"product_id":"some-people-just-suck-the-nice-right-out-of-you-candle","title":"Some People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSome People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Smoky Sandalwood + Raspberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou tried. You smiled. You were polite. And still - someone came along and emotionally drained you like a budget Dracula in a toxic situationship.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"mark0vnf917bc uM2yb\"\u003eCongrats\u003c\/span\u003e, you're now one bad conversation away from rising out of your crypt and hissing at anyone who breathes near you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInfused with notes of smoky sandalwood, seductive raspberry and a hint of “bite me”, this candle is for the undead sass queen within. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for recharging your dark soul after another encounter with energy-sucking mortals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSome People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when you're one petty comment away from snapping your fangs and writing people out of your afterlife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause spontaneous cloaking in velvet, high standards, and the urge to only associate with creatures of the night. Crosses, garlic and bad vibes not welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54040058331483,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_25.png?v=1789248746"},{"product_id":"the-desire-to-build-a-man-from-scratch-because-the-dating-pool-is-fucking-horrific-candle","title":"The Desire To Build A Man From Scratch Because The Dating Pool Is Fucking Horrific Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Desire To Build A Man From Scratch Because The Dating Pool Is Fucking Horrific\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Sticky Toffee Apple\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDating these days? A horror shit-show. Between the red flags, ghosting, and emotionally unavailable man-children, it's no wonder you're eyeing up a thunderstorm and some spare limbs like a DIY project. This candle is for the hopeless romantic who's one bad Hinge date away from going full Frankenstein.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith electrifying notes of soured apple, sticky toffee and a hint of “stitched together standards,” it brings monstrous charm and zero emotional baggage. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while drafting blueprints for the perfect man - tall, dark and ... silent. (Or at least one that doesn’t mansplain!)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Desire To Build A Man From Scratch Because The Dating Pool Is Fucking Horrific - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest enjoyed while muttering “I can fix him… literally.” Lab coat optional, sarcasm required. It’s perfect for long nights in the lab plotting how to replace men with something... functional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay spark the urge to yell “IT’S ALIVE” every time a delayed text message arrives. Can cause side effects such as raging independence, unrealistic standards (as they should be) and a renewed appreciation for fictional monsters over real-life ones. Use caution near lightning and emotionally unavailable weirdos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54040084447579,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_26.png?v=1789249339"},{"product_id":"bitchcraft-the-art-of-pissing-people-off-by-telling-the-truth-candle","title":"Bitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Rich Blackcurrant \u0026amp; Dark Plum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhy cast spells when you can just tell the truth and watch everyone lose their fucking shit? This candle is for the witches who don’t whisper, they roast. Perfect for the ones who know honesty isn’t polite - it’s weaponised. Light it, speak your mind, while watching everyone else scramble for their comfort crystals.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith sharp notes of blackcurrant, scorched plum, and a hint of “watch this bitchery\" it radiates chaotic energy with zero apologies. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for unleashing savage truths, hexing annoying humans, or just reminding everyone why fear of you is well-earned.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest enjoyed while laughing maniacally at someone’s meltdown, sharpening your broomstick, and imagining your hat as a mic for dropping brutal truth bombs. Extra points if anyone cries - it's basically free entertainment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause a terrifyingly high level of unbothered energy, sudden excommunications from group chats, and a reputation for being “too much” (translation: you told the truth). Side effects may include power surges, evil laughs and being the witch they should’ve never fucked with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54059332075867,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_27.png?v=1789419386"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/collections\/FRUITY_16.png?v=1789244602","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/collections\/autumn-candles.oembed","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}