{"title":"People","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"may-your-final-stage-of-healing-be-telling-everyone-to-go-fuck-themselves-candle","title":"May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMay Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Himalayan Mango + Papaya\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eApparently healing means forgiveness, acceptance and becoming so spiritually evolved that nothing bothers you anymore. Most often though, healing is actually looking at the person who fucked with your peace, took the piss out of your kindness and finally having the emotional clarity to say, “Go fuck yourself.” Simple closure with a very satisfying amount of profanity.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with juicy Himalayan mango, luscious papaya and a hint of “I've finally stopped giving a fuck,” this candle is tropical sweetness with a savage fucking attitude. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for celebrating the moment you stop trying to understand why someone treated you like shit and start understanding that their behaviour is their fucking problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMay Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this whenever you're somewhere between forgiving the unforgivable and being everyone’s emotional punch bag, because enlightenment hit you like a brick but the real glow-up is realising half the people around you are the problem. Simply admire your newfound emotional maturity from a safe fucking distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause you to relax in the quiet satisfaction of finally choosing your peace over other people’s drivel and the sudden ability to remove them from your life without writing a fucking dissertation explaining why.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53798305792347,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_14.png?v=1786883649"},{"product_id":"cuntstipation-an-emotional-blockage-from-dealing-with-too-many-cunts-candle","title":"Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Honey Amberwood + Nectar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere comes a point when you've dealt with so many fucking idiots, narcissists, drama queens, energy vampires and general-grade cunts that your emotions simply stop moving. You're not heartless, you've just become emotionally constipated from swallowing everyone's bullshit for far too fucking long. Your empathy is backed up, your patience has gone missing and frankly, your last remaining fuck has blocked the fucking toilet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with warm honey, rich amberwood and a hint of “I'm emotionally too full of your shit,” this candle is the sweet-smelling equivalent of finally giving your sanity a fucking enema - the aromatherapy laxative for your soul. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for unclenching your jaw, releasing pent-up rage and remembering that other people's problems aren't automatically your fucking bowel movement to deal with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when someone says “Can I just vent?” and every cell in your body screams “ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.” Put the phone down. Protect your peace. Let someone else deal with their shit for once.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eMay cause emotional evacuation, the knowing that your problem isn't a lack of empathy - it's an excess of fucking people and the sudden realisation that you've actually been carrying around more cunts than a fucking toilet roll holder.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53798389154139,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_15.png?v=1786885017"},{"product_id":"when-i-say-have-a-nice-day-remember-that-the-fucker-is-silent-candle","title":"When I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Coco Caramel + Macadamia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e“Have a nice day” - The socially acceptable way of saying “I sincerely hope you fuck off motherfucker.” Because apparently telling someone exactly what you think is “rude”, so we smile sweetly, maintain eye contact and hide an entire fucking expletive behind six innocent little words. It’s basically emotional camouflage for people who have exhausted every ounce of their patience.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eScented with creamy coco caramel, indulgent macadamia, and a hint of “go fuck yourself, but make it polite,” this candle is sweet enough to disguise the sheer amount of contempt in the room. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those moments when murder is frowned upon but passive aggression is still technically legal.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhen I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen someone has pissed you off beyond comprehension, smile sweetly and say, “Have a nice day.” Then walk away knowing the fucker is silent, but the message is crystal fucking clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause weaponised politeness and an uncontrollable urge to say “have a nice day” to people who absolutely fucking deserve a different greeting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53800229536091,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/When_I_Say_Have_A_Nice_Day_Remember_That_The_Fucker_Is_Silent_Candle_-_Astrollogy_Candles.png?v=1786915539"},{"product_id":"people-are-arseholes-just-make-sure-youre-not-the-toilet-paper-candle","title":"People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePeople Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Ylang Ylang Bloom + Green Stem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s face it, people can be absolute fucking arseholes. They’ll dump their problems on you, wipe their emotional shit all over your boundaries all while expecting you to clean up after them like you're the human equivalent of fucking bog roll. But you don't have to be the toilet paper. You can have boundaries, standards and the glorious ability to say, “that's your shit - wipe your own fucking arse.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eScented with delicate ylang ylang bloom, fresh green stems and a hint of “I'm not cleaning up your bullshit,” this candle is floral, fresh and considerably more pleasant than most people. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for protecting your peace, strengthening your boundaries, and reminding everyone else to deal with their own fucking mess.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePeople Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eLight this whenever someone starts dumping their emotional diarrhoea at your feet. Remember: you're a person, not fucking Andrex. Let them take their shit elsewhere.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause savage boundary-setting, reduced tolerance for emotional diarrhea and the sudden realisation that some people need a therapist, a bin and a roll of toilet paper but none of those things need to be you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53800259879259,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/People_Are_Arseholes_Just_Make_Sure_You_re_Not_The_Toilet_Paper_Candle_-_Astrollogy_Candles.png?v=1786916208"},{"product_id":"some-shitty-people-are-like-clouds-when-they-disappear-its-a-beautiful-day-candle","title":"Some Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSome Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Clean Cotton + Lily Florals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people really do have a remarkable talent for sucking the sunshine out of every fucking room they enter. Then they finally disappear and suddenly... birds are singing, your blood pressure drops, and life feels suspiciously fucking lovely. Coincidence? Absolutely not. Sometimes the best weather forecast is simply “that prick has left.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with fresh clean cotton, delicate lily florals, and a hint of “finally, some fucking peace and quiet,” this candle smells like opening every window after a toxic bastard has left the building. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for cleansing your space of bad vibes, unnecessary drama, and people who somehow turn every conversation into a fucking hostage situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSome Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when someone you can't stand leaves the room. Take a deep breath, enjoy the silence, and appreciate how fucking beautiful life becomes when the human cloud has fucked off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause sudden happiness, improved mood, spontaneous dancing, and the shocking discovery that you actually quite like life when certain people aren't ruining it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53805969113435,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_17.png?v=1787000230"},{"product_id":"10-000-light-years-isnt-enough-space-from-some-people-candle","title":"10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Raspberry + Lemon Tonic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstronauts train for years to experience the kind of peace you've been trying to obtain just by avoiding that one person. This candle is for the soul that needs serious distance - from the energy vampires, the drama magnets and the loud chewers of the world. Some people don't need a little personal space, just a one-way ticket to the Great Void. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a blend of cosmic raspberry, fizzy lemon tonic and just a hint of “Houston, we have a huge fucking problem” this scent is pure intergalactic solitude in a jar and delightfully out of this world. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for creating your own little universe where drama, bullshit and irritating humans only exist beyond the milky way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this to cleanse your orbit of unwanted energy, unwanted fucking humans and for when you feel like launching yourself into space or someone else into the sun. As long as it's far above the fucking stratosphere, either works\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide effects may include stellar fantasies of people vanishing into blackholes, fewer idiots in your orbit and a strong desire to live in another dimension... ALONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53845658075483,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_2.png?v=1787261230"},{"product_id":"you-have-more-split-personalities-than-jekyll-hyde-candle","title":"You Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026 Hyde Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026amp; Hyde\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Aged Oak + Rich Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen talking to them is like playing psychological roulette. One minute it’s tea and pleasantries, the next it’s chaos and carnage, before breakfast, after lunch, and twice on Sundays. If you’ve ever had a conversation that felt like a plot twist in a Victorian horror novel, this candle’s for you. Inspired by the mental rollercoaster that is dealing with 20 split personalities, it's basically the ultimate aromatherapy for surviving the crapshow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a blend of rich sandalwood, aged oak and a hint of “who do we have today?!”, this scent captures the chaos of a walking identity crisis. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for moments when you need to remind yourself that you’re not the unhinged one—they just need a serious exorcism (or to at least come with a user manual for each personality)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll \u0026amp; Hyde - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight it before interacting with anyone who starts the day off as Jekyll and ends up full-blown Hyde by lunch. It won’t fix them - but it will make your space smell too good to care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause sudden clarity, an urgent need for boundaries, and the realisation that not everyone deserves a seat at your table. Especially not the ones who bring all 12 of their personalities along with them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54039596368219,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_22.png?v=1789246329"},{"product_id":"some-people-just-suck-the-nice-right-out-of-you-candle","title":"Some People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSome People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Smoky Sandalwood + Raspberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou tried. You smiled. You were polite. And still - someone came along and emotionally drained you like a budget Dracula in a toxic situationship.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"mark0vnf917bc uM2yb\"\u003eCongrats\u003c\/span\u003e, you're now one bad conversation away from rising out of your crypt and hissing at anyone who breathes near you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInfused with notes of smoky sandalwood, seductive raspberry and a hint of “bite me”, this candle is for the undead sass queen within. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for recharging your dark soul after another encounter with energy-sucking mortals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSome People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when you're one petty comment away from snapping your fangs and writing people out of your afterlife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause spontaneous cloaking in velvet, high standards, and the urge to only associate with creatures of the night. Crosses, garlic and bad vibes not welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54040058331483,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_25.png?v=1789248746"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/collections\/FRUITY_7.png?v=1786883921","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/collections\/people.oembed","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}