{"product_id":"10-000-light-years-isnt-enough-space-from-some-people-candle","title":"10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Raspberry + Lemon Tonic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstronauts train for years to experience the kind of peace you've been trying to obtain just by avoiding that one person. This candle is for the soul that needs serious distance - from the energy vampires, the drama magnets and the loud chewers of the world. Some people don't need a little personal space, just a one-way ticket to the Great Void. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a blend of cosmic raspberry, fizzy lemon tonic and just a hint of “Houston, we have a huge fucking problem” this scent is pure intergalactic solitude in a jar and delightfully out of this world. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for creating your own little universe where drama, bullshit and irritating humans only exist beyond the milky way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this to cleanse your orbit of unwanted energy, unwanted fucking humans and for when you feel like launching yourself into space or someone else into the sun. As long as it's far above the fucking stratosphere, either works\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide effects may include stellar fantasies of people vanishing into blackholes, fewer idiots in your orbit and a strong desire to live in another dimension... ALONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53845658075483,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_2.png?v=1787261230","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/10-000-light-years-isnt-enough-space-from-some-people-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}