{"product_id":"bitchcraft-the-art-of-pissing-people-off-by-telling-the-truth-candle","title":"Bitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Rich Blackcurrant \u0026amp; Dark Plum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhy cast spells when you can just tell the truth and watch everyone lose their fucking shit? This candle is for the witches who don’t whisper, they roast. Perfect for the ones who know honesty isn’t polite - it’s weaponised. Light it, speak your mind, while watching everyone else scramble for their comfort crystals.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith sharp notes of blackcurrant, scorched plum, and a hint of “watch this bitchery\" it radiates chaotic energy with zero apologies. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for unleashing savage truths, hexing annoying humans, or just reminding everyone why fear of you is well-earned.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest enjoyed while laughing maniacally at someone’s meltdown, sharpening your broomstick, and imagining your hat as a mic for dropping brutal truth bombs. Extra points if anyone cries - it's basically free entertainment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause a terrifyingly high level of unbothered energy, sudden excommunications from group chats, and a reputation for being “too much” (translation: you told the truth). Side effects may include power surges, evil laughs and being the witch they should’ve never fucked with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54059332075867,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_27.png?v=1789419386","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/bitchcraft-the-art-of-pissing-people-off-by-telling-the-truth-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}