{"product_id":"cuntstipation-an-emotional-blockage-from-dealing-with-too-many-cunts-candle","title":"Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Honey Amberwood + Nectar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere comes a point when you've dealt with so many fucking idiots, narcissists, drama queens, energy vampires and general-grade cunts that your emotions simply stop moving. You're not heartless, you've just become emotionally constipated from swallowing everyone's bullshit for far too fucking long. Your empathy is backed up, your patience has gone missing and frankly, your last remaining fuck has blocked the fucking toilet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with warm honey, rich amberwood and a hint of “I'm emotionally too full of your shit,” this candle is the sweet-smelling equivalent of finally giving your sanity a fucking enema - the aromatherapy laxative for your soul. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for unclenching your jaw, releasing pent-up rage and remembering that other people's problems aren't automatically your fucking bowel movement to deal with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when someone says “Can I just vent?” and every cell in your body screams “ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.” Put the phone down. Protect your peace. Let someone else deal with their shit for once.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eMay cause emotional evacuation, the knowing that your problem isn't a lack of empathy - it's an excess of fucking people and the sudden realisation that you've actually been carrying around more cunts than a fucking toilet roll holder.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53798389154139,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_15.png?v=1786885017","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/cuntstipation-an-emotional-blockage-from-dealing-with-too-many-cunts-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}