{"product_id":"deja-poo-the-felling-ive-heard-this-shit-before-candle","title":"Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDeja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Summer Watermelon + Fruits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know the moment where someone starts talking and suddenly you’re hit with the strange but familiar sensation… like you’ve heard this exact same load of absolute shit before. The dramatic storytelling that somehow keeps repeating itself like a badly written sequel nobody asked for. This candle is for those moments when you realise it’s not déjà vu - it’s the unsettling realisation that you’re once again being served the same recycled crap, assaulting your ears like it’s brand new information. Spoiler: it fucking isn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith juicy notes of fresh watermelon, sweet fruit and a hint of “this sounds like, last week's bullshit,” it’s bright, fruity, and far more refreshing than the verbal diarrhoea currently being misrepresented as conversation. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while you nod politely and internally scream “I’ve heard this shit before.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDeja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this the second someone says “hear me out…” because you already know you’ve heard it, you’ve processed it and it was still crap the first time around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause the sudden urge to say “funny, that’s not what you said last time.” With side effects including zero patience for repeat offenders, elite-level bullshit detection and a deep appreciation for silence over listening to the same tiring fucking nonsense on repeat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53777471308123,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_13.png?v=1786657708","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/deja-poo-the-felling-ive-heard-this-shit-before-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}