{"product_id":"i-dont-make-milkshakes-cos-i-dont-want-any-boys-in-my-f-cking-yard-candle","title":"I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Strawberry Milkshake + Cream\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLa-la, la-la, laaaa... no boys are waiting... \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the hard wrapped 'NO' in whipped cream. There will be no milkshake, no conversation, no “just seeing where things go.” This candle is for anyone who’s realised that men are optional, peace is priceless, and silence is sexy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith notes of sweet strawberries, whipped cream, and a hint of “absolutely fucking not,” it smells delicious, confident, and completely unavailable. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while living your best life, ignoring messages, and enjoying the sweet sound of no one expecting you to lower your standards. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurn while sipping something pink, watching men embarrass themselves in your DMs and blocking them when they say “I’m not like other guys”. It's the ultimate reminder to yourself that when your standards haven't been high — they’re definitely not in hell. You don’t owe anyone your time, energy, or milkshake. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay cause zero tolerance for mediocrity, instant icks, and the confidence to say “no” without a smile. Side effects include radical self-respect, hardcore boundaries, emotional freedom and a yard so empty it echoes. Use with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52537383190875,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_5ac0a55a-f75a-42b4-8d0a-d2012c7fe89b.png?v=1772986681","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/i-dont-make-milkshakes-cos-i-dont-want-any-boys-in-my-f-cking-yard-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}