{"product_id":"i-dont-need-halloween-i-get-ghosted-all-year-round-candle","title":"I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Cotton Candy + Sweet Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy wait for October when your love life’s already a vanishing act? Ghosts? Check. Casually disappearing assholes? Check. Endless “let’s see where this goes” bullshit? Check. This candle is for anyone fed up with texting into the void and getting back… nothing. Zip. Nada. Ghosted like a pro.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith airy swirls of cotton candy, creamy sweet vanilla, and a hint of “disappearing without explanation,” it’s a treat without the trick. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while refreshing your texts for the tenth time… just to confirm they’re never replying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs beautifully with wine, sad love songs and blocking numbers like it’s an Olympic sport.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause a sudden realisation that your ghosting streak is longer than some horror movie franchises. Side effects include deleting dating apps at 2 AM… and re-downloading them by 2:15.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54040042340699,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_24.png?v=1789248167","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/i-dont-need-halloween-i-get-ghosted-all-year-round-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}