{"product_id":"karmasutra-when-life-fucks-you-in-all-sorts-of-creative-ways-candle","title":"Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eKarmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Coconut Water + Hibiscus Bloom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou wake up thinking it’ll be a normal day. By lunchtime, life has bent you into three emotional positions you didn’t know existed, kicked your bank balance in the shins, and thrown in a surprise plot twist just for sport. At this point you’re not even shocked - you’re just lying there thinking,that’s definitely a new way to get fucked over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with refreshing coconut water, vibrant hibiscus and a hint of “are you taking the piss, universe?”, this candle brings a little tropical calm while life continues its Olympic-level bullshit gymnastics. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those moments when the universe decides you’re its favourite stress toy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKarmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when everything’s gone spectacularly tits up and you need five minutes to laugh, swear and accept that life clearly owns the deluxe edition of the Karmasutra.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eMay cause aggressive eye-rolling, sarcastic enlightenment, and the sudden realisation that the universe absolutely has a sense of humour - and you’re the punchline.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"x_ms-outlook-mobile-body-separator-line\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53798286131547,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_4.png?v=1786882993","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/karmasutra-when-life-fucks-you-in-all-sorts-of-creative-ways-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}