{"product_id":"meditation-because-punching-people-in-the-face-isnt-allowed","title":"Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent: Dry Florals + Chamomile Tea\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ve tried breathing deeply, but it’s hard when you’re surrounded by idiots that keep testing you. This candle is your go-to when you’re so close to turning into an emotional MMA fighter, but society keeps telling you that violence is not the answer (even though it definitely feels like it sometimes). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith soothing chamomile, dry florals, and a subtle hint of “don't fucking test me” this candle helps you keep your zen while everyone around you is testing your patience like it’s a competition. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's your spiritual lifeline for when you need to meditate, but would also like to slap someone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMeditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle - \u003cspan\u003ePro Tip\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when you’re about five seconds away from throat-punching someone and focus on your breath. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehink deep breaths not deep punches- even if you’re imagining punching a punching bag instead of a person. Works wonders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis candle may cause you to think, “Why do people exist like this?” while quietly visualising your peaceful escape to a place where everyone isn't. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep away from anyone who thinks \"a little confrontation never hurt anyone\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ASTROLLOGY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47381336719707,"sku":"","price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/Meditation_Because_Punching_People_In_The_Face_Isn_t_Allowed_Candle.png?v=1770824919","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/meditation-because-punching-people-in-the-face-isnt-allowed","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}