{"product_id":"my-third-eye-has-seen-too-much-bullshit-candle","title":"My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent: Rock Salt + Driftwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour third eye is open, and it’s seen more bullshit than a psychic at a carnival. This candle is for when your intuitive senses are working overtime, trying to filter out the endless stream of bullshit the universe keeps sending your way. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a blend of soothing rock salt, earthy driftwood, and a hint of “seriously, enough already,” this candle helps you clear the fog while giving your third eye a much-needed break from all the nonsense. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for when you’ve had enough of people pretending they’ve got it all together\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMy Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle - \u003cspan\u003ePro Tip\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when you’re tired of seeing through the bullshit and just need a moment of clarity - and peace - before you verbally rip someone apart with the truths your third eye has already revealed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis candle may cause you to look at people with a new level of judgment and consider whether they’re even worth your energy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep away from anyone who loves to waste your time with their fabricated stories or anyone whose bullshit meter is constantly on high\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ASTROLLOGY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47460611031387,"sku":"","price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/My_Third_Eye_Has_Seen_Too_Much_Bullshit_Candle.png?v=1770824432","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/my-third-eye-has-seen-too-much-bullshit-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}