{"product_id":"trying-to-summon-a-fuck-to-give-candle","title":"Trying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent: White Pine + Cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike a noble quest to locate your last flying fuck that disappeared into the sunset weeks ago, only to leave behind a faint breeze of “not my fucking problem.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Trying to Summon a Fuck to Give” is for the days when life demands you care, but your give-a-shit tank has been on E since Monday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith earthy notes of white pine, cedarwood, and a hint of spoiler alert: “I still don’t give a shit,” this candle perfectly captures the smell of your unapologetic lack of concern or when your nerve is on it's last legs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for moments when you’re staring at the ceiling, wondering if it’s worth the effort to pretend you’re invested\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTrying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle - P\u003cspan\u003ero Tip\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this candle when your 'give a fuck' is broken but your 'go fuck yourself' is still functional. Use for the times when people expect you to care, but you’re too busy basking in your glorious indifference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill keep your last \"fucks\" on backorder with no ETA. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause a permanent resting bitch face while you navigate through the endless continuation of dickheads that the universe keeps throwing in your path\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ASTROLLOGY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47460633641307,"sku":"","price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/Untitled_design_100Trying_To_Summon_A_Fuck_To_Give_Candle.png?v=1770823285","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/trying-to-summon-a-fuck-to-give-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}