{"product_id":"when-i-say-have-a-nice-day-remember-that-the-fucker-is-silent-candle","title":"When I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Coco Caramel + Macadamia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e“Have a nice day” - The socially acceptable way of saying “I sincerely hope you fuck off motherfucker.” Because apparently telling someone exactly what you think is “rude”, so we smile sweetly, maintain eye contact and hide an entire fucking expletive behind six innocent little words. It’s basically emotional camouflage for people who have exhausted every ounce of their patience.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eScented with creamy coco caramel, indulgent macadamia, and a hint of “go fuck yourself, but make it polite,” this candle is sweet enough to disguise the sheer amount of contempt in the room. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those moments when murder is frowned upon but passive aggression is still technically legal.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhen I Say \"Have A Nice Day\" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen someone has pissed you off beyond comprehension, smile sweetly and say, “Have a nice day.” Then walk away knowing the fucker is silent, but the message is crystal fucking clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause weaponised politeness and an uncontrollable urge to say “have a nice day” to people who absolutely fucking deserve a different greeting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53800229536091,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/When_I_Say_Have_A_Nice_Day_Remember_That_The_Fucker_Is_Silent_Candle_-_Astrollogy_Candles.png?v=1786915539","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/when-i-say-have-a-nice-day-remember-that-the-fucker-is-silent-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}