{"product_id":"when-life-gives-you-lemons-squeeze-them-in-peoples-eyes-candle","title":"When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Sparkling Sicilian Lemonade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLife is always banging on about \"making lemonade\" but fuck that. Some people deserve a refreshing beverage. Other people deserve a face full of citrus. They say revenge is toxic but in reality vitamin C is an essential nutrient. If life insists on handing you lemons, don't waste them making drinks for people who make your life miserable. Aim higher... preferably towards the source of your fucking irritation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented with sparkling Sicilian lemonade and a hint of \"citric acid with attitude,\" this candle is fresh, zingy, and as subtle as a brick through a window. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's perfect for anyone whose last shred of patience expired three minor inconveniences ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhen Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best revenge is living well... but imagining this is a very close second.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause excessive cackling, dangerously low tolerance for dickheads and an irrational urge to carry lemons everywhere \"just in case.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53777383031131,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_12.png?v=1786656259","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/when-life-gives-you-lemons-squeeze-them-in-peoples-eyes-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}