{"product_id":"youve-activated-your-clown-chakra-candle","title":"You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eYou've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eScent: Vanilla + Salted Caramel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations, you've unlocked a whole new level of clownery. This candle is here to help you embrace the idiocy and absurdity that comes with fully activating your clown chakra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith soft vanilla notes, a strong scent of salted caramel, and a hint of “I’m here for the comedy,” this candle is perfect for when you’re feeling extra ridiculous or just can’t keep a straight face anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, the ideal companion for when you’re feeling like the punchline, but also the joke writer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this when you’re about to say something ridiculous, pull a prank, or just generally confuse everyone around you. Best paired with a rubber chicken, juggling balls, or something equally nonsensical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBonus points for wearing a red nose or making balloon animals just to keep the vibe strong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis candle may cause fits of laughter, spontaneous clownish behavior, and a sudden desire to wear over-sized shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep away from anyone with a stick up their arse or people who think being funny is \"too much\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ASTROLLOGY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48191406834011,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/You_ve_Activated_Your_Clown_Chakra_Candle.png?v=1770821795","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/youve-activated-your-clown-chakra-candle","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}