{"product_id":"zombies-the-only-men-that-love-you-for-your-brains","title":"Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eZombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent: Dark Agarwood + Strawberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDating in this era? A post-apocalyptic nightmare. Romance is rotting faster than a walker in the sun, and frankly? At least zombies are upfront about what they want. They won’t breadcrumb you, send mixed signals, or ask what your “top five icks” are. They just lurch straight toward your cranium like true gentlemen—no games, no lies, just clingy, loyal, and fully committed to one thing—your brains. Finally, someone who actually wants what’s in your head, and not what's in your knickers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eInfused with dark agarwood, bloody strawberry and a hint of “at least he’s not texting his ex,” this candle is the romantic reset button you never asked for... either that or at least settling for something that doesn’t talk back. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for nights when you're wondering if the walking dead would treat you better than the emotionally unavailable living.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eZombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brain - Pro Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eGreat for date nights alone, surrounded by red wine, bad decisions, and the growing suspicion that Scott from Hinge actually has less personality than a reanimated corpse\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay attract flesh-eaters, exes, or that one guy who still thinks “u up?” is a catchy text. Burn with caution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Astrollogy Candles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54039537811803,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9783\/0491\/files\/NewBackgrounds_21.png?v=1789245470","url":"https:\/\/astrollogycandles.co.uk\/products\/zombies-the-only-men-that-love-you-for-your-brains","provider":"Astrollogy Candles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}