Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle

Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle

Scent: Nordic Cotton + Cherry Blossom

Adulthood - you know, the scam you never signed up for. It’s like being a kid, but now you’re in charge, on the bones of your arse, stressed, and perpetually exhausted.

"Adulting... Fucking Bullshit. Do Not Recommend" is here for the moments when life feels like one long email thread you can’t unsubscribe from.

With the comforting scent of “I give up” (aka fresh cotton and cherry blossom) and a dash of “how did I get here” (think cedarwood and despair), it’s the perfect companion for when you’re drowning in adulthood and no one’s throwing you a lifeboat.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free - because at least your candle isn’t a disappointment

Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle - Pro Tip

Light this when you’re paying bills, doing laundry, or Googling “how to fold a fitted sheet” for the 47th time. Bonus: It pairs well with eating cake straight out of the box because you’re a grown-up, and no one can stop you.

Warning

This candle may cause an existential crisis about why no one warned you adulthood was just chores, taxes, and pretending you know what you’re doing. Keep away from perky overachievers who call this “the grind” and smile about it