Collection: All Candles
The full Astrollogy Candles lineup. Old favourites, new obsessions, and everything in between. If it exists, it’s probably here.
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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle
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The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle
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When You're Trying To Take The Moral High Road But People Are Testing Your Inner Cunt Candle
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Men Are Like A Box Of Assorted Chocolates... Half Of Them Are A Weird Flavour Nobody Asked For Candle
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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle
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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle
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I'm Stuck Between I Don't Know, I Don't Care & I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words... Not My Fucking Problem Candle
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Sometimes You Just Need The Happiness Fucked Back Into Your Soul Candle
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You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle
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Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
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Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
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Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle
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I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle
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This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
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Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle
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I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle
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Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
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