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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle
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Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
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Front Row Tickets To The Abysmal Shitshow That's Life
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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle
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The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle
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I Want To Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Arse With A Cactus Candle
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Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle
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Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle
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Bitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth Candle
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The Desire To Build A Man From Scratch Because The Dating Pool Is Fucking Horrific Candle
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Some People Just Suck The Nice Right Out Of You Candle
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I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle
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You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy Candle
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You Have More Split Personalities Than Jekyll & Hyde Candle
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Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains Candle
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A Blue Whale's Bumhole Can Stretch To 3 & A Half Feet Making It The Second Largest Arsehole On The Planet After Your Ex Candle
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10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People Candle
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Fuck The Patriarchy Because Women Don't Owe You A Single Fuck Candle
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