Collection: Sweary Candles
Sweary, spicy, and extremely unapologetic. Every curse word you didn’t say today, bottled in candle form.
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Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle
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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
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Front Row Tickets To The Abysmal Shitshow That's Life
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The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle
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I Want To Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Arse With A Cactus Candle
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Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle
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Bitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth Candle
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The Desire To Build A Man From Scratch Because The Dating Pool Is Fucking Horrific Candle
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A Blue Whale's Bumhole Can Stretch To 3 & A Half Feet Making It The Second Largest Arsehole On The Planet After Your Ex Candle
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Fuck The Patriarchy Because Women Don't Owe You A Single Fuck Candle
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Some Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day Candle
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People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways Candle
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May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle
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