Collection: Sweary Candles
Sweary, spicy, and extremely unapologetic. Every curse word you didn’t say today, bottled in candle form.
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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle
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The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle
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You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle
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When You're Trying To Take The Moral High Road But People Are Testing Your Inner Cunt Candle
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When You Missed Morning Meditation & Now You're An Unhinged Bitch Candle
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Trying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle
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This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
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There's Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit Candle
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words... Not My Fucking Problem Candle
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The More You Say "Fuck", The More Your Throat Chakra Clears Candle
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Sometimes You Just Need The Happiness Fucked Back Into Your Soul Candle
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Sensing Someone's Fuckery Before They Even Open Their Mouth Candle
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Peace, Light, Love & A Little Go Fuck Yourself Candle
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No Bullshit Will Penetrate My Aura Today Candle
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My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle
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My Spirit Animal Would Fucking Eat Yours Candle
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Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle
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I'm Stuck Between I Don't Know, I Don't Care & I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
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I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle
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