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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
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Front Row Tickets To The Abysmal Shitshow That's Life
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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle
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A Blue Whale's Bumhole Can Stretch To 3 & A Half Feet Making It The Second Largest Arsehole On The Planet After Your Ex Candle
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10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People Candle
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Fuck The Patriarchy Because Women Don't Owe You A Single Fuck Candle
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I Spiritually Align With The Praying Mantis Cos' I Don't Chase Men, I Lure Them In Then Emotionally Devour Them Candle
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Some Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day Candle
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People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
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I Give My Job The Same Energy It Gives Me... Absolutely Fucking None Candle
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle
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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Men Are Like A Box Of Assorted Chocolates... Half Of Them Are A Weird Flavour Nobody Asked For Candle
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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle
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I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle
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You've Mistaken Me For Someone With A Blocked Throat Chakra Candle
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