Collection: New Arrivals Candles
Freshly poured, newly released, and already causing a stir. Meet the newest members of the Astrollogy Candles chaos.
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Men Are Like A Box Of Assorted Chocolates... Half Of Them Are A Weird Flavour Nobody Asked For Candle
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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle
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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle
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I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle
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You've Mistaken Me For Someone With A Blocked Throat Chakra Candle
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Someone Trying To Hurt Your Feelings But You're Dead Inside Candle
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When You're Trying To Take The Moral High Road But People Are Testing Your Inner Cunt Candle
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Using An Ouija Board To Contact My Sex Life, It's That Dead Candle
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You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle
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The More You Say "Fuck", The More Your Throat Chakra Clears Candle
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I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle
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