Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
Scent: Earthy Iris + Salted Moss
Modern problems require ancient solutions - like grabbing a tent and ghosting society because there's no drama out in the wild.
This candle is for those who'd rather choose the bear than engage in any human interaction. With earthy iris, salted moss, and a hint of “soul-soothing escapism to disappear into the wilderness", it smells like freedom, fresh air, and faking your own disappearance.
Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those who think WiFi is the root of all evil and would rather listen to crickets than small talk. Just you, the great outdoors, and a glorious lack of bullshit
Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle - Pro Tip
Light it after a long day of peopling, when you need to mentally pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere and scream into the void (but, like, peacefully)
Warning
May cause a sudden urge to fantasise about yeeting your phone into a lake whilst not giving a single shiny shite about any civilisation
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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