Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle
Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle
Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle
Scent: Columbian Coffee Bean
Before coffee, you’re a shell of a human. After coffee? Still questionable, but at least you’re functioning.
"Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee" is for anyone who lives by the sacred mantra: “Don’t talk to me until I’ve caffeinated.”
With rich coffee notes, a touch of creamy vanilla, and a hint of “coffee first, people second” this candle captures the essence of what it takes to survive mornings - or people. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s the perfect companion for bleary-eyed mornings or when your soul just needs a shot of aromatic support
Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle - Pro Tip
Light this while brewing your first cup of the day for maximum transformation from gremlin to goddess. Bonus: It works wonders when paired with a pastry and total silence.
Warning
May cause side-eye for anyone who tries to interact with you pre-coffee. Keep away from anyone who says “you don’t need caffeine, just willpower.” (They’re wrong, obviously)
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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