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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts
Scent: Honey Amberwood + Nectar
There comes a point when you've dealt with so many fucking idiots, narcissists, drama queens, energy vampires and general-grade cunts that your emotions simply stop moving. You're not heartless, you've just become emotionally constipated from swallowing everyone's bullshit for far too fucking long. Your empathy is backed up, your patience has gone missing and frankly, your last remaining fuck has blocked the fucking toilet.
Scented with warm honey, rich amberwood and a hint of “I'm emotionally too full of your shit,” this candle is the sweet-smelling equivalent of finally giving your sanity a fucking enema - the aromatherapy laxative for your soul. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for unclenching your jaw, releasing pent-up rage and remembering that other people's problems aren't automatically your fucking bowel movement to deal with.
Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts - Pro Tip
Light this when someone says “Can I just vent?” and every cell in your body screams “ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.” Put the phone down. Protect your peace. Let someone else deal with their shit for once.
Warning
May cause emotional evacuation, the knowing that your problem isn't a lack of empathy - it's an excess of fucking people and the sudden realisation that you've actually been carrying around more cunts than a fucking toilet roll holder.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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