Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle

Name: Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
Brand: Astrollogy Candles
Price: 10.50 GBP
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before

Scent: Summer Watermelon + Fruits

You know the moment where someone starts talking and suddenly you’re hit with the strange but familiar sensation… like you’ve heard this exact same load of absolute shit before. The dramatic storytelling that somehow keeps repeating itself like a badly written sequel nobody asked for. This candle is for those moments when you realise it’s not déjà vu - it’s the unsettling realisation that you’re once again being served the same recycled crap, assaulting your ears like it’s brand new information. Spoiler: it fucking isn’t.

With juicy notes of fresh watermelon, sweet fruit and a hint of “this sounds like, last week's bullshit,” it’s bright, fruity, and far more refreshing than the verbal diarrhoea currently being misrepresented as conversation. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while you nod politely and internally scream “I’ve heard this shit before.”

Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before - Pro Tip

Light this the second someone says “hear me out…” because you already know you’ve heard it, you’ve processed it and it was still crap the first time around.

Warning

May cause the sudden urge to say “funny, that’s not what you said last time.” With side effects including zero patience for repeat offenders, elite-level bullshit detection and a deep appreciation for silence over listening to the same tiring fucking nonsense on repeat.

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free

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