Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle

Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle

Scent: Cool Mint + Armoise Tea

You’ve worked hard to cultivate your inner peace, and just when you think you’ve got it together, some dickhead decides to test the limits.

This candle is for when you need to protect your zen from the endless parade of dickheads trying to fuck with your energy and will calm your nerves without making you feel like you have to become a monk.

With notes of cooling mint, armoise tea and a pinch of "I'll break my zen, just to break you", this candle helps you stay cool, even when someone’s one snarky comment away from seeing the fiery side of your soul.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for those "I’m too calm for this shit" moments

Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle - Pro Tip

Light it during your “I’m trying to chill, but I’m not a saint” moments. Perfect for when you need to clear your head but still feel like you’ve earned the right to complain

Warning

This candle may trigger visions of your inner peace surrounded by a flood of idiots who refuse to leave you alone.

Keep away from anyone who insists on being a walking nightmare or anyone who doesn’t know how to keep their stupid opinions to themselves