Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
Scent: Ocean Musk & Citrus
Because who needs a therapist when you can just bend yourself into a human pretzel and hope the insanity sweats itself out? “Doing Yoga to Burn Off All the Crazy” is for when life has you on the verge of spiraling, and you’re banking on yoga to pull you back from the brink.
With soothing notes of ocean musk, citrus fruits and a subtle whiff of “please don’t make me do crow pose,” this candle brings all the calm you wish you actually felt. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for moments when your “zen” is hanging by a very thin thread
Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle - Pro Tip
Light it before you start your yoga session, so your space smells like calm—even if you’re about five seconds away from flipping your mat and storming out. Bonus points if you make it through class without muttering “This is bullshit” under your breath
Warning
This candle may cause excessive use of phrases like “namaste away from me” and the desire to flee mid-class when someone asks you to “connect with your breath.”
Keep away from anyone who “doesn’t believe in yoga” but absolutely believes in stressing you out
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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