Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
Scent: Purple Basil + Amberwood
The dream of your own personal paradise, where the only spectacle comes from squirrels squabbling over acorns. This candle transforms your space into a sanctuary for the socially drained.
With purple basil, warm amberwood, and a hint of “good luck finding me,” this candle brings the serene vibes of secluded land tucked away in a place no-one roams. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for imagining a life far away from unwelcome people and nosy neighbours.
Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle - Pro Tip
Light this while plotting your escape to the forest - or at least while scrolling real estate listings you can’t afford. Bonus points if you turn your phone off and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t exist
Warning
May cause an uncontrollable urge to build a fence, invest in chickens, and never deal with people again. Keep away from anyone who insists on "popping by unannounced" or thinks small talk is a personality trait
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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