Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
Scent: Siberian Pine + Nordmann Fir
That’s it, you're done. “Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year’s Bullshit” is for when you’ve officially reached your limit and the only solution is to leave. Leave everything behind.
The drama, the emails, the toxic people - poof, gone. With fresh, crisp notes of pine, refreshing eucalyptus and a touch of solo backpacking, this candle will have you mentally packing your bags and heading to the mountains, where the only thing that matters is how quickly you can put distance between you and all the nonsense.
Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for pretending you’re on an epic hike, even if you’re just making breakfast in your kitchen
Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle - Pro Tip
Light it when you’re looking for a spiritual reset, but your only option is to pretend you’re hiking up a mountain rather than dealing with another Zoom call. It’s great for when you need to channel “I’m too busy being one with nature” energy but don’t have time to leave the couch
Warning
This candle may spark the overwhelming desire to cancel all your plans and go on a spontaneous hike (or, you know... just nap). Hiking will become addictive whilst you mentally CTRL ALT Delete.
Keep away from anyone who still wants to talk about “the lessons” they learned this year or worse the 'new year, new me' folk
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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