I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle

I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard

Scent: Strawberry Milkshake + Cream

La-la, la-la, laaaa... no boys are waiting... 

Welcome to the hard wrapped 'NO' in whipped cream. There will be no milkshake, no conversation, no “just seeing where things go.” This candle is for anyone who’s realised that men are optional, peace is priceless, and silence is sexy. 

With notes of sweet strawberries, whipped cream, and a hint of “absolutely fucking not,” it smells delicious, confident, and completely unavailable. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while living your best life, ignoring messages, and enjoying the sweet sound of no one expecting you to lower your standards. 

I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard - Pro Tip

Burn while sipping something pink, watching men embarrass themselves in your DMs and blocking them when they say “I’m not like other guys”. It's the ultimate reminder to yourself that when your standards haven't been high — they’re definitely not in hell. You don’t owe anyone your time, energy, or milkshake. 

Warning

May cause zero tolerance for mediocrity, instant icks, and the confidence to say “no” without a smile. Side effects include radical self-respect, hardcore boundaries, emotional freedom and a yard so empty it echoes. Use with pride.