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I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle
I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle
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£10.50 GBP
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I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round
Scent: Cotton Candy + Sweet Vanilla
Why wait for October when your love life’s already a vanishing act? Ghosts? Check. Casually disappearing assholes? Check. Endless “let’s see where this goes” bullshit? Check. This candle is for anyone fed up with texting into the void and getting back… nothing. Zip. Nada. Ghosted like a pro.
With airy swirls of cotton candy, creamy sweet vanilla, and a hint of “disappearing without explanation,” it’s a treat without the trick. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for lighting while refreshing your texts for the tenth time… just to confirm they’re never replying.
I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round - Pro Tip
Pairs beautifully with wine, sad love songs and blocking numbers like it’s an Olympic sport.
Warning
May cause a sudden realisation that your ghosting streak is longer than some horror movie franchises. Side effects include deleting dating apps at 2 AM… and re-downloading them by 2:15.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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