I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle

I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle

Scent: Salted Pear + Vanilla Bean

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your soul just knows? Yeah, it knows you should avoid them like a bad batch of tequila. “I May Turn Unworthy Guys to Stone” is for when your inner Medusa is just waiting to be unleashed and the wrong guys might just get paralysed by their own stupidity.

With subtle notes of salted pear, vanilla bean, and a heavy dose of 'I'm out of your league' (because, duh), this candle radiates the kind of energy that makes anyone who doesn’t deserve you feel like they’ve been hit with a petrifying spell.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for moments when you want to send a clear message: “I’m not here to play, but I might leave permanent damage if you waste my time”

I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when you’re getting ready for a night out and you can already feel the energy of “unworthy” guys in the air. This candle won’t actually turn them to stone (we wish), but it’ll definitely make you look like a goddess who can actually do it if you wanted to

Warning

This candle may lead to a sudden, unstoppable desire to give that one guy the “freeze” treatment when he hasn’t figured out how to do basic math (like, how to count your worth).

Keep away from anyone who doesn’t know what “emotional intelligence” is or thinks “accountability” is just a buzzword