I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea & Still Want To Smack Some People Candle

I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea & Still Want To Smack Some People Candle

Scent: Green Tea + Bergamot

Meditation? You do it. Burning candles to set the vibe? Absolutely. Green tea to keep you healthy and balanced? You’ve got a cupboard full. But despite all of that, some people still exist.

“I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea and Still Want to Smack Some People” is for when your soul is telling you to chill, but the universe keeps sending you people who just irritate the shit out of you.

With uplifting notes of green tea, refreshing bergamot and silent judgement, this candle helps you keep your cool just enough to remind you that enlightenment does not include telling Karen from HR exactly how you feel.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for when you need to look like you’re spiritually unbothered, but inside you’re writing a strongly-worded email to the universe

I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea & Still Want To Smack Some People Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when you’re doing your best to maintain your inner peace, but that one person won't shut up when you’re just trying to have a quiet moment

Warning

This candle won’t make them go away, but at least you can breathe deeply before you start plotting your escape