If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle

Funny Candles for Housewarming Gifts UK - If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle

Scent: Tuscan Rosemary + Guaiacwood

Have you been looking for funny candles for housewarming gifts? Have you ever wished karma worked faster? Well, this candle is the next best thing. It's a perfect housewarming gift to make people think about those moments when they are fantasising about sweet revenge from above. Scented with fragrant rosemary, smoky guaiacwood, and a hint of 'let’s see if you can dodge this..'. 

Funny Candles for Housewarming Gifts UK - Soy Wax, Vegan ...

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free - because even your imaginary bird self is classy - it’s designed to help you channel your inner aviary vengeance with style. How fabulous would this be as a housewarming gift?

If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle Pro Tip

Light this candle while making a mental list of all the people who need a swift visit from your hypothetical poop bomb squad. Extra points if you do it with a cheeky grin and a glass of wine

Funny Candles for Housewarming Gifts UK - Warning

This candle will not actually summon karmic bird justice, but it will give you the satisfaction of imagining it. Keep away from anyone who says “just be the bigger person.” You’re too busy being the bird