I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle

I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle

Scent: Forest Fern + English Oak

When life has you Googling “remote cabins with no Wi-Fi” and fantasising about becoming a woodland hermit, this candle gets it. “I’m in the Need of Some Grounding and a Cabin in the Middle of Nowhere Away from Humanity” captures the vibe of disconnecting from the mayhem and reuniting with your soul... or at least escaping Karen from accounting.

With grounding notes of fresh fern, earthy cedarwood and just a hint of “leave me the hell alone,” this candle creates the peaceful atmosphere of an off-the-grid getaway - without the bugs or bad cell service.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for when you need a break from pretending to like people or can't deal with them anymore.

I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when your phone is blowing up with group texts, emails, and drama you didn’t sign up for. Pair with an imaginary escape plan and the soothing sound of fake forest noises on Spotify.

Warning

This candle may cause you to pack a bag and disappear into the woods. Keep away from anyone who uses the phrase “we should hang out more” when you’re clearly trying to not hang out with anyone at all.

May attract isolation for a few weeks. But will leave you in a state of much needed bliss