I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle

Scent: Water Lotus + Pomelo

For those who would rather gouge their eyes out than listen to another person drone on about their ‘minimalist lifestyle’ or 'woke' opinions that change based on the last Instagram post they saw.

With notes of blossom lotus, peach and a touch of “I’ve heard enough” it’s perfect to help you mentally block out the bullshit while physically blocking the door.

Whether you're trying to survive a friend group gathering or dodge the latest office gossip, this candle has your back. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free is ideal when you're trying to turn off all the noise whilst telling everyone around you, “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just waiting for you to stop talking shit.”

Light this bad boy when you're in the mood to shut down any conversation that’s 99% bullshit and 1% regret.

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle - Pro Tip

Burn this when you’re at the family gathering and Aunt Karen is giving you unsolicited life advice. It won’t stop her from talking, but it will make you care less.

Warning

Do not light this candle if you're near someone who still believes in “manifesting” things into existence. They might try to turn it into a "vision board session" and you’ll end up getting a free crash course in bullshit management