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Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways Candle
Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways Candle
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£10.50 GBP
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£10.50 GBP
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Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways
Scent: Coconut Water + Hibiscus Bloom
You wake up thinking it’ll be a normal day. By lunchtime, life has bent you into three emotional positions you didn’t know existed, kicked your bank balance in the shins, and thrown in a surprise plot twist just for sport. At this point you’re not even shocked - you’re just lying there thinking,that’s definitely a new way to get fucked over.
Scented with refreshing coconut water, vibrant hibiscus and a hint of “are you taking the piss, universe?”, this candle brings a little tropical calm while life continues its Olympic-level bullshit gymnastics. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those moments when the universe decides you’re its favourite stress toy.
Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways - Pro Tip
Light this when everything’s gone spectacularly tits up and you need five minutes to laugh, swear and accept that life clearly owns the deluxe edition of the Karmasutra.
Warning
May cause aggressive eye-rolling, sarcastic enlightenment, and the sudden realisation that the universe absolutely has a sense of humour - and you’re the punchline.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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