Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle

Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle

Scent: Sweet Lychee + Dragonfruit

For the unapologetic badasses who handle life’s nonsense with poise and a perfectly raised middle finger because life’s too short to bow your head to idiots or tolerate their bullshit.

This candle is here to keep your chin up and your standards higher. With sweet notes of lychee, bold dragonfruit and a hint of "don't let the door hit you on your way out," this is your reminder to rise above the bullshit - while making it clear you’re not here for games.

 Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for anyone who walks through life like a boss and leaves the bullshit in the dust

Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle - Pro Tip

Light this after dealing with passive-aggressive emails, entitled neighbors, or any attempt at unasked for opinions. It’ll help you reclaim your throne and savor your zero-fucks-given energy

Warning

May inspire zero-tolerance policies for idiocy, an increase of flying middle fingers, and the occasional mic drop moment. Burn at your own (or someone else’s) risk