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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle

May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle

£10.50 GBP
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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches

Scent: Nectarine Blossom + Strawberry

I'm not saying be jealous... I'm just saying if he’s out there flashing that smile at women he has absolutely no business smiling at, then a small, deeply satisfying part of you still hopes the universe restores order in the pettiest form - hoping karma clocks in for overtime. May his flirting flop, his chat dry up, and may that smug little smile lose a few fucking teeth along the way. If he's going to act like he's God's gift to women, he can do it while sipping soup through a straw.

Scented with juicy nectarine blossom, sweet strawberry, and a hint of "fuck around and find out" this candle is equal parts sweet, petty, and delightfully vindictive. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's perfect for embracing your inner menace without having to lift a perfectly manicured finger yet also fully capable of wishing minor dental disasters upon disloyal men.

May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches - Pro Tip

Light this whenever he starts acting like loyalty is a suggestion instead of the bare fucking minimum. Then sit back and let the universe handle the rest.

Warning

May result in uncontrollable pettiness, suspiciously timed dental emergencies, and the overwhelming belief that the universe has an exceptional sense of humour when it comes to karma and comedic timing.

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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