1
/
of
1
May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
Regular price
£10.50 GBP
Regular price
Sale price
£10.50 GBP
Taxes included.
Shipping calculated at checkout.
May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves
Scent: Himalayan Mango + Papaya
Apparently healing means forgiveness, acceptance and becoming so spiritually evolved that nothing bothers you anymore. Most often though, healing is actually looking at the person who fucked with your peace, took the piss out of your kindness and finally having the emotional clarity to say, “Go fuck yourself.” Simple closure with a very satisfying amount of profanity.
Scented with juicy Himalayan mango, luscious papaya and a hint of “I've finally stopped giving a fuck,” this candle is tropical sweetness with a savage fucking attitude. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for celebrating the moment you stop trying to understand why someone treated you like shit and start understanding that their behaviour is their fucking problem.
May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves - Pro Tip
Light this whenever you're somewhere between forgiving the unforgivable and being everyone’s emotional punch bag, because enlightenment hit you like a brick but the real glow-up is realising half the people around you are the problem. Simply admire your newfound emotional maturity from a safe fucking distance.
Warning
May cause you to relax in the quiet satisfaction of finally choosing your peace over other people’s drivel and the sudden ability to remove them from your life without writing a fucking dissertation explaining why.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
Share
Couldn't load pickup availability
