Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle

Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle

Scent: Dry Florals + Chamomile Tea

You’ve tried breathing deeply, but it’s hard when you’re surrounded by idiots that keep testing you. This candle is your go-to when you’re so close to turning into an emotional MMA fighter, but society keeps telling you that violence is not the answer (even though it definitely feels like it sometimes).

With soothing chamomile, dry florals, and a subtle hint of “don't fucking test me” this candle helps you keep your zen while everyone around you is testing your patience like it’s a competition.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's your spiritual lifeline for when you need to meditate, but would also like to slap someone

Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle - Pro Tip

Light this when you’re about five seconds away from throat-punching someone and focus on your breath.

Think deep breaths not deep punches- even if you’re imagining punching a punching bag instead of a person. Works wonders

Warning

This candle may cause you to think, “Why do people exist like this?” while quietly visualising your peaceful escape to a place where everyone isn't.

Keep away from anyone who thinks "a little confrontation never hurt anyone"