My Spirit Animal Would Fucking Eat Yours Candle

My Spirit Animal Would Fucking Eat Yours Candle

Scent: Coastal Cypress + Sea Fennel

Survival of the fittest, darling - and let's be real, your spirit animal is at the top of the damn food chain and doesn’t play nice. In fact, while others prance around around with their delicate little energy, yours is out here prowling and probably plotting how to devour anyone who dares to challenge its power.

“My Spirit Animal Would Fucking Eat Yours” is for those who know their inner beast is untameable and ready to dominate. With a bold mix of salted cypress, violet leaf, and a deep undertone of don't fuck with me, this candle will ignite your wild side and make sure the world knows you’re not to be messed with.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for anyone who embraces their untamed dominant side and refuses to apologise for it, but also a great reminder to everyone that in the grand spiritual hierarchy, you're the apex predator

My Spirit Animal Would Fucking Eat Yours Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when surrounded by weak energy and ready to channel your inner warrior to make it known that you’re not here for anyone’s nonsense. It'll help you stay grounded while resisting the urge to feast on their incompetence.

It’s great for moments when you need to own your power, even if you have to remind a few people along the way

Warning

This candle may cause you to walk taller, speak bolder, and possibly threaten the next person who challenges your energy. Keep away from those who think their spirit animal is a cute little bunny or fragile egos