My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle
My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle
My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle
Scent: Rock Salt + Driftwood
Your third eye is open, and it’s seen more bullshit than a psychic at a carnival. This candle is for when your intuitive senses are working overtime, trying to filter out the endless stream of bullshit the universe keeps sending your way.
With a blend of soothing rock salt, earthy driftwood, and a hint of “seriously, enough already,” this candle helps you clear the fog while giving your third eye a much-needed break from all the nonsense.
Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for when you’ve had enough of people pretending they’ve got it all together
My Third Eye Has Seen Too Much Bullshit Candle - Pro Tip
Light this when you’re tired of seeing through the bullshit and just need a moment of clarity - and peace - before you verbally rip someone apart with the truths your third eye has already revealed
Warning
This candle may cause you to look at people with a new level of judgment and consider whether they’re even worth your energy.
Keep away from anyone who loves to waste your time with their fabricated stories or anyone whose bullshit meter is constantly on high
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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