• A lit candle in a clear glass jar sits on a wooden bathroom counter, with a roll of toilet paper beside it. The front label is black and white with the text 'SMELLS LIKE PEOPLE ARE ARSEHOLES, JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT THE TOILET PAPER' and scent text 'YLANG YLANG BLOOM + GREEN STEM' and 'COCONUT + SOY WAX'. By Astrollogy Candles
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People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle

People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle

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People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper

Scent: Ylang Ylang Bloom + Green Stem

Let’s face it, people can be absolute fucking arseholes. They’ll dump their problems on you, wipe their emotional shit all over your boundaries all while expecting you to clean up after them like you're the human equivalent of fucking bog roll. But you don't have to be the toilet paper. You can have boundaries, standards and the glorious ability to say, “that's your shit - wipe your own fucking arse.”

Scented with delicate ylang ylang bloom, fresh green stems and a hint of “I'm not cleaning up your bullshit,” this candle is floral, fresh and considerably more pleasant than most people. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for protecting your peace, strengthening your boundaries, and reminding everyone else to deal with their own fucking mess.

People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper - Pro Tip

Light this whenever someone starts dumping their emotional diarrhoea at your feet. Remember: you're a person, not fucking Andrex. Let them take their shit elsewhere.

Warning

May cause savage boundary-setting, reduced tolerance for emotional diarrhea and the sudden realisation that some people need a therapist, a bin and a roll of toilet paper but none of those things need to be you.

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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A lit candle in a clear glass jar sits on a wooden bathroom counter, with a roll of toilet paper beside it. The front label is black and white with the text 'SMELLS LIKE PEOPLE ARE ARSEHOLES, JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT THE TOILET PAPER' and scent text 'YLANG YLANG BLOOM + GREEN STEM' and 'COCONUT + SOY WAX'. By Astrollogy Candles
People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle
People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle
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