The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle

The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle

Scent: Wild Basil + Coastal Kale

Urban chaos got you dreaming of escape? ''The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Shit Show" is for those who fantasise about trading traffic jams, overpriced coffee, and Karen-packed supermarkets for a scenic view of anywhere else.

With earthy basil, crisp coastal kale, and a touch of “fuck this urban nightmare.” this candle smells like freedom and open roads. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's perfect for when you’re mentally converting a campervan and plotting your escape to the countryside

The Van Life... Because Living In The City's A Fucking Shit Show Candle - Pro Tip

Light this candle when imagining your life mortgage-free, boss-free, and generally free from humanity. Pairs well with a mountain view, a flask of whiskey, and no neighbours named Karen.

Bonus points if you burn it while scrolling #VanLife inspo to keep your spirit alive until the day you actually hit the road

Warning

May result in a sudden inability to ever return to a normal postcode just to live off-grid in the middle of nowhere. Keep away from roommates or city-loving friends who won’t appreciate your dreamy anti-city vibes