This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
Scent: Blue Agave + Tequila
Welcome to the era of "fuck this, fuck that, fuck it all", where decisions are made with zero consulting and maximum alcohol. This stage of your life isn’t a breakdown - it’s a breakthrough… fuelled by questionable poor decisions and top-shelf tequila.
You’ve officially run out of damns to give, and quite frankly, it’s liberating. With a bold splash of tequila, wild blue agave, and a hint of “don't ask me what I'm doing with my life, I'm doing me” this candle is your official permission slip to stop pretending you have it all figured out (even at 40) and start doing whatever the fuck makes you happy.
Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for burning while torching the expectations society tried to dump on you.
This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle - Pro Tip
Light this when you're ready to make peace with your past and raise hell in the present whilst not explaining yourself to anyone.
Warning
May result in impulsive decisions, brutally honest conversations, and the best sex you’ve had since your 20s
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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