Trying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle

Trying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle

Scent: White Pine + Cedarwood

Like a noble quest to locate your last flying fuck that disappeared into the sunset weeks ago, only to leave behind a faint breeze of “not my fucking problem.”

“Trying to Summon a Fuck to Give” is for the days when life demands you care, but your give-a-shit tank has been on E since Monday.

With earthy notes of white pine, cedarwood, and a hint of spoiler alert: “I still don’t give a shit,” this candle perfectly captures the smell of your unapologetic lack of concern or when your nerve is on it's last legs.

Ideal for moments when you’re staring at the ceiling, wondering if it’s worth the effort to pretend you’re invested

Trying To Summon A Fuck To Give Candle - Pro Tip

Light this candle when your 'give a fuck' is broken but your 'go fuck yourself' is still functional. Use for the times when people expect you to care, but you’re too busy basking in your glorious indifference

Warning

Will keep your last "fucks" on backorder with no ETA.

May cause a permanent resting bitch face while you navigate through the endless continuation of dickheads that the universe keeps throwing in your path