Using An Ouija Board To Contact My Sex Life, It's That Dead Candle

Using An Ouija Board To Contact My Sex Life, It's That Dead Candle

Scent: Sea Salt + Cypress

It’s time to face the truth: your sex life is so dead, you’ve started consulting the spirit world. “Using an Ouija Board to Summon My Sex Life, It’s That Dead” is the candle for those who've realised their love life has entered the afterlife as their bedroom feels like a ghost town and the only thing getting moved is the dust.

With hauntingly good notes of water lily, cooling cypress (reminiscent of those cold bed sheets) and a hint of fantasy (because that's all that's left at this point) this candle will give you just enough ambiance to pretend things are heating up - even if it’s actually just the flicker of the wick.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for when your sex life is less “hot” and more “resting in peace”

Using An Ouija Board To Contact My Sex Life, It's That Dead Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when you need to get in the mood… for Netflix, snacks, and maybe a nap. This candle won’t exactly bring your sex life back from the dead, but it will give you a better vibe for your solo sessions

Warning

This candle may trigger a spiritual awakening in which you realise your sex life is currently in the grave and probably needs a good resurrection spell (or just a change in your dating app profile).

Keep away from anyone who says, “You just need to put yourself out there”—because you’ve already tried and all that came back was ghosting