• A lit candle in a clear glass jar sits on a woven coaster outdoors near a beach, with a black front label reading “SMELLS LIKE WHEN I SAY ‘HAVE A NICE DAY!’ REMEMBER THAT THE ‘FUCKER' IS SILENT” and scent text “COCO CARAMEL + MACADAMIA.” by Astrollogy Candles
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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle

When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle

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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent

Scent: Coco Caramel + Macadamia

“Have a nice day” - The socially acceptable way of saying “I sincerely hope you fuck off motherfucker.” Because apparently telling someone exactly what you think is “rude”, so we smile sweetly, maintain eye contact and hide an entire fucking expletive behind six innocent little words. It’s basically emotional camouflage for people who have exhausted every ounce of their patience.

Scented with creamy coco caramel, indulgent macadamia, and a hint of “go fuck yourself, but make it polite,” this candle is sweet enough to disguise the sheer amount of contempt in the room. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for those moments when murder is frowned upon but passive aggression is still technically legal.

When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent - Pro Tip

When someone has pissed you off beyond comprehension, smile sweetly and say, “Have a nice day.” Then walk away knowing the fucker is silent, but the message is crystal fucking clear.

Warning

May cause weaponised politeness and an uncontrollable urge to say “have a nice day” to people who absolutely fucking deserve a different greeting.

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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A lit candle in a clear glass jar sits on a woven coaster outdoors near a beach, with a black front label reading “SMELLS LIKE WHEN I SAY ‘HAVE A NICE DAY!’ REMEMBER THAT THE ‘FUCKER' IS SILENT” and scent text “COCO CARAMEL + MACADAMIA.” by Astrollogy Candles
When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
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