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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle

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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes

Scent: Sparkling Sicilian Lemonade

Life is always banging on about "making lemonade" but fuck that. Some people deserve a refreshing beverage. Other people deserve a face full of citrus. They say revenge is toxic but in reality vitamin C is an essential nutrient. If life insists on handing you lemons, don't waste them making drinks for people who make your life miserable. Aim higher... preferably towards the source of your fucking irritation.

Scented with sparkling Sicilian lemonade and a hint of "citric acid with attitude," this candle is fresh, zingy, and as subtle as a brick through a window. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it's perfect for anyone whose last shred of patience expired three minor inconveniences ago.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes - Pro Tip

The best revenge is living well... but imagining this is a very close second.

Warning

May cause excessive cackling, dangerously low tolerance for dickheads and an irrational urge to carry lemons everywhere "just in case."

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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