When You Missed Morning Meditation & Now You're An Unhinged Bitch Candle

When You Missed Morning Meditation & Now You're An Unhinged Bitch Candle

Scent: Coastal Sage + Balsam Fir

We’ve all been there. You skipped your morning meditation, hit snooze five times, and now you’re just one coffee away from fuelling psycho mode.

“When You Missed Morning Meditation and Now You're an Unhinged Bitch” is for the moments your inner peace has completely vanished, leaving behind a caffeine-fuelled tornado of frustration in it's wake.

With fiery notes of wild thyme, cooling fir balsam and a touch of 'don't talk to me', this candle will help you feel a little more centered (or at least smell less like you’re about to lose your mind).

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, perfect for when you're mentally screaming and trying not to lose your shit at the nearest person within range

When You Missed Morning Meditation & Now You're An Unhinged Bitch Candle - Pro Tip

Light it when you realise the day is already off the rails, and you might as well embrace the chaos. This candle won’t calm your nerves, but it will give you a subtle excuse to look way more put together than you feel

Warning

This candle may cause spontaneous outbursts like, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” followed by judgmental glares at anyone who dares to ask “How’s your day going?”

Keep away from anyone who tries to offer you unsolicited advice about “getting back into the flow” or who offers you a meditative playlist to calm your raging soul